hah. it's 2:04 am...thursday. So I'm sitting here chillin...with my brother and his homie Collin...we're here getting faded...and all of a sudden...my house phone rings. HELL NO! I do not want my dad waking up this time of night hahah. I pick it up after the first ring. Turns out it's the alarm company for my work. They ask me if I can go down to the store and secure everything...make sure everything is ok. Being the drunk guy that I am...I say..."Yeh I'll be there in 5 minutes." She says to me..."Okay sir, the cops are there waiting for you...what will you be driving?" At this point I'm like...SHIT. I'M FADED. I respond..."White Ford Ranger." She says..."Okay give me a call once you arrive at the store." My bro saves the day...because he wasn't as faaaded as I was. He takes me down there...we get there...I see an empty cop car. I walk inside...the alarm is going off...loud as hell...I punch the code in...shut it down. Then I walk back out...and lock the doors....and start dialing the alarm company. As soon as I start dialing...I see a figure inside the store. DAAAMN. I got scared for a minute. Thought someone was robbing us. I walk up to the window...and see two cops inside my store. We make eye contact...I walk back in. Turns out...whoever closed the store tonight...forgot to lock the doors. The cops walked in with ease. I guess the wind blew the doors enough to set the alarms off. Or maybe someone thought we were a 24 hour store and tried to walk through. Maybe the alarms scared them off. Who knows? Point is...the cops didn't know I was drunk. Even if they did...wouldn't matter...because I wasn't driving. Anyways...it was exciting for a minute hah. Last time I came down in the middle of the night to shut the alarm off was because someone EGG'D OUR WINDOWS! I'm the first on the call list because I live like a minute away. OK. That's my story of the day. good night.
Oh yeah. My friend sent me this link tonight...because I didn't believe him. He said some woman dialed 911 because McDonalds ran out of Chicken McNuggets. hahahha. It's true...check it out...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29491384
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