jessie. michael. anthony.

So I slept at me Mommas house the other night...Wednesday night. I worked all day until 8pm and I call her up...and I say..."Momma you want me to sleep over?" Reply: "Oh yes honey you can do that!" So I go home...shower...clean my room, pack my shit...and head over. On the way I buy ice cream cuz I know she's out and she be eatin' ice cream like theres no tomorrow. I usually buy her Haagen Dazs, which is her favorite..."caramel de luche," and then something else for myself. I went for Ben n' Jerry's Cinnamon Buns. First time I've ever had it. WOW. I really love this flavor. It is VERY SWEET...but hey...ice cream should be. I treat the little cinnamon pieces like their pieces of cookie dough...whenever one enters my mouth, I SUCK OFF ALL THE ICE CREAM and spit that shit back in my cup. At the very end...the bottom of my ice cream cup is a mound...of nothing but pure cinnamon buns! please try, it is the danks. a bite worth waiting for.

So I get to Mommas and immediately she wants to feed me. Filipinos have this thing of keeping their children fed. I'm surprised I'm not a blimp by now. But anyways, I anticipated that, and I ate before I got there...however I did have dessert with her. I worked on my Consumer Behavior homework and we watched television. Lethal Weapons both 1 and 2 played back to back. It was very productive and I got a lot of shit done. My mom is very passionate with her movies. If a good guy punches a bad guy in the face, she be loving that shit. Mel Gipson kicked some major ass....and the only reason I know that is because of my mommas reactions. My head was planted in a book and all I could hear was her yelling at the tv. Every 2 minutes I just had to look up to see what she was yelling about. I just recently got AT & T's U - Verse for her...she has quite an array of shit to watch. At first she told me..."Honey I don't need all these channels." SHIIIIITT.! She loves it now! She already has the channels memorized. But anyways...I finished my homework and we watched tv until we fell asleep. We got to bed at about 3 am. Thats normal for me. So I pass out on her couch...and this is what happens in the morning...

I wake up because I hear her in the kitchen. I move around a little but my eyes are still closed, and I hear her say, "Morning honey. You want some pancakes?" Before she even asked me this question, I could already smell the pancakes coming from across the room. I reply to her..."Sure." I look at my phone, and its about 9 am. I should get up....but I'm soooo tired. At this point its hard for me to go back to sleep because she's making so much noise in the kitchen. I then say to her..."Mom I only want 2." And of course she responds..."Okay honey." I close my eyes and go back to sleep. When I awake....which is like 20 minutes later...momma then says..."Okay honey lets eat." At this point I sit up...and wipe the crust from my eyes. It's about 9:30 and all I can think about is going back to sleep for 2 hours. But I can't. Theres a feeling running through my head...that my mom has prepared a buffet for me. All I wanted was 2 pancakes. This is what I got...